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An MBA Dropout’s Valedictory Address… May 28, 2009

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Ok, I know that this blog will be my suicidal note to my once beloved MBA studies in De La Salle University’s Graduate School of Business (GSB). And as suicidal notes go, I’m sorry to all my past professors, friends, and classmates in the DLSU GSB, but I am now going to discuss the bad side of the MBA program of La Salle and I know most are not going to like it, some will get mad at me, but everyone will say that my points are valid, though some will never admit it publicly. This is the end to my MBA in DLSU. The dropout’s valedictory address:

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Basically, my point is that the school is now so delusional about its “prestigious” MBA program that it doesn’t realize how rotten it has become. Unfortunately, people like me who want to have an MBA degree only find out about the rottenness after we have enrolled and spent precious time and money (to the tune of more than 20K pesos per term).

The issues that I’ll discuss below really need to be known by the public, especially since hundreds of people are blinded by the lures of an MBA degree and the seemingly very professional and business like image that La Salle’s Graduate School of Business falsely portrays.

Of the hundreds that enroll as new students to the GSB, by my estimates a third lose interest only after a term. In my case, during my first term there were five of us “newbies” that became close friends due to our seating arrangement and same class schedules. Of the five, only two continued their MBA studies after the first term, and now there is only one remaining student. The rest have dropped out after being disappointed with the program, and there are a lot of reasons to be disappointed with the program, my personal ones are:

1. They’ll suck the money right out of your pockets – and they will do this by charging fees in almost everything that you do… you have to pay a thousand pesos for taking a make-up exam because of an excused reason (i.e. you were out of town because of work or you were sick, thus making the school’s definition of an “excused” absence questionable…), getting a new ID is worth about 500 bucks (seriously, I can get one printed in Recto for 100), for reprinting of the enrollment form, for adjustments in your enrollment (in case you’ll change subjects), for paying in installment terms, for dropping subjects, internet fee, parking fees, for manuals/lecture notes that rarely are given by the professor… Sometimes I wonder if I’d be charged extra by the school if I breathe in more than their designated number of oxygen molecules. Having good business practices to maximize profit is one thing, but greed is something else…

2. Hey, isn’t this a graduate school? Aren’t majority of the students employed full-time? Then please stop treating us like this is an undergrad degree and our parents will kill us if we didn’t pass your subject…

Some teachers are too inconsiderate, they think too highly of their subject that sometimes the work of their students are greatly affected by the hefty load they give. I’ve heard about people resigning from work, taking a long leave of absence, going AWOL, being scolded by their bosses, etc. because a professor in a three unit subject in the MBA is too demanding. Some professors give difficult homework every meeting; they give multiple chapters in advance that the student must read because there’s a quiz during the next meeting. It would’ve all been simple, if the professor knew how to teach, but some don’t and their students are just clueless about the assignments. I’ve seen students panic because of the inconsiderate workload that a professor gives. Their work and professional careers get sacrificed because of these all too important professors. And yet, how do the students get the money to pay for the tuition fees-which in turn become the professor’s salary? the students need to work to earn money! Only a minority of the GSB’s student population get their tuition money from their parents. Some are even company sponsored so it’s really ironic that the student’s work suffers while the company pays for the tuition.

3.  The admin is either A. incompetent or B. apathetic to their students or C. they just want our money or D. all they really care about is money or E. all of the above  – I’ve had several run-ins with the admin and this is the main reason why I’ve dropped out. I just can’t stand the incompetence of the GSB and DLSU-Manila.

My first run-in with the admin happened before my first term. After scoring very high on the multiple choice entrance test and having an average result on the essay part (I had personal issues when I took the essay exam and I wasn’t in the mood to write) one of the admin approached me as I confirmed my intent to study in DLSU and told me that I had high grades in the entrance exam and so I would be given a scholarship. Then, a day after the guy called me again and told me that I didn’t get the scholarship because I only had an average score on the essay… That really sucked especially since I already told my friends and my family that I was accepted as a scholar to the GSB. Imagine the shame… Frustrated, I went home, talked to my mother and said: “Ma hindi pala ko scholar sa lasalle kasi kabobohan daw yung sagot ko sa essay.”

My second great run-in with the admin was when the GSB was reintegrated to DLSU Manila and DLSPS was abolished. My papers with the GSB were apparently lost during the transfer from the DLSPS office… and there was this letter that they made me acknowledge asking me to resubmit the missing documents. I never even had the chance to read the letter when they made me sign it, and from what the admin staff said when she asked for my signature, I just needed to sign it as proof of receipt of the letter.

Of the documents that were lost, the most difficult document to obtain was an NSO copy of my birth certificate… and that’s because I gave them the last copy of my NSO birth certificate during my first term’s enrollment! Now, from what I understand, I was only being asked to refurnish the documents THEY lost. I didn’t lose the docs, THEY did. Unfortunately, because of work concerns and studies, I forgot about the letter.

When enrollment time came, my enrollment papers were held by the registrar for non-submittal of the documents that THEY lost. I went to the registrar to claim my enrollment papers but they wanted me to produce my NSO birth certificate before they allow me to enroll. The bad thing is that it was the last day of enrollment! They wanted me to produce my birth certificate in an instant or I wouldn’t be able to enroll… I then told them that they should not do that to me, that it was unfair to me because they were the ones that lost the original and now they are harassing me. She said that by signing the letter that they gave asking for the lost documents, I conformed to the school’s condition that they will hold my enrollment if I wasn’t able to produce new copies. I protested and said that I only signed the letter to note that I received it, as this was my understanding with one of their staff.

The registrar then said that, regardless of the signature, it was school policy and that if I didn’t give the birth certificate I won’t be able to enroll. The registrar then, beaming, told me that I should even feel grateful to them because they went out of their way to ask UP Diliman for another set of my transcript, which THEY also lost. I should in fact be happy because I only needed to produce my birth certificate, and it was now a little over 1pm on the last day of enrollment. Thanks DLSU! You managed to get a new copy of my transcript but you still wouldn’t let me enroll because you lost my birth certificate.

I was only able to enroll because I struck a deal with the registrar to order a new copy of my birth certificate from the NSO that same day, so I rushed to an internet café, went to the NSO website, ordered a copy and then went to BDO to pay. I then went back to the registrar and gave her my receipt, with the promise of giving the birth certificate immediately after I received it. Unfortunately, even after I enrolled, the stupidity of that moment irritated me and every time I went to class I was reminded of what happened. I lost interest in attending class-at a school where I pay expensive tuition but receive incompetent service from the admin, of going to school where the admin really doesn’t care about your enrollment, just your enrollment money. So I stopped attending class and dropped out. I wasn’t proud of my school and for me if I wasn’t proud of my school I sure as hell wouldn’t want to graduate from it and be marked as one of its alumni. I never gave them a new copy of my Birth Certificate, and because I think they only care about money, I sure as hell never paid the remaining balance in my tuition for my last term.

Somehow I think the reason why the GSB was re-integrated into DLSU-Manila is because they aren’t professional enough to be called the De La Salle-Professional Schools Inc, or maybe the Inc actually means Inc-ompetent?

Pakshit na mga Terorista Yan Oh! October 20, 2007

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Hay naku kung hindi ba naman walang pakinabang ang mga terorista sa Pilipinas. Alam nyo, ok lang naman magpasabog kayo kung gusto nyo talaga eh. Eh sa manyakis kayo sa paputok ano magagawa namin di ba? Sana lang imbes na sa mga lugar na magkakaroon ng negative effect sa ekonomiya, eh yung mga lugar na lang na positibo ang epekto pag binomba nyo ang tinatarget nyo. Kesa yung mga mall at public transpo ang binobomba nyo, bakit hindi na lang Malacanang at nang mawala na yang lekat na unimpeachable na unano dun? O kaya bahay ni Jose De Venecia – nakakaasar kasi titigan ang tenga nya sa TV, gusto ko talagang pitikin! Pwede ring Batasan – tama na yung isang crocodile farm sa Palawan, mga bahay ng kabit ni Erap, bahay ni Cristy Fermin at Joebert Zucaldito ( pero baka kailangan nyo pa pumunta sa impiyerno para makita ang tinitirahan nila…), bahay ng mga handler ni Pacquiao… mga kuta ng Abu Sayyaf… Sa dami ng masasamang tao sa Pilipinas, napakarami ninyong options!

Come on you terrorists! Use your kukote! U can still plant bombs around the country but be sure that each bomb will make a positive effect naman. I would suggest that you guys invest on blue chip stocks, tapos bomb the hell out of either Malacanang, the Batasan, or Cristy Fermin’s residence. I assure you, with my intensive knowledge in business matters brought about by 6 units of MBA subjects, tataas ang value ng stocks nyo. Instead of killing innocent civilians, why not kill the scum of the Philippines?

p.s. sensya na kung sobra dark o hindi maintindihan ung humor ko… sad lang ako di kasi ako makapag-mall ngaun =(

Enthalpy October 29, 2006

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Enthalpy is a thermodynamic potential, ….  where any energy input to the system must go into internal energy or the mechanical work of expanding the system.

- from Wikipedia

Why do we always seek to change but rarely ever sustain it? Probably because the reasons aren’t significant enough to do so, there is a lack of energy needed to sustain it, or the system is too difficult to change. In the first place, people are mostly hesitant to change. Why change something they’ve been accustomed with in their life? Change is difficult, often unproductive and temporary, so why bother?

Because you want to… because you have reasons to.If the reason is significant enough, and you believe it can happen despite all the difficulties and the impossibility. LIke a chemical reaction, we need to have the enthalpy, that potential to achieve that change we want to happen… And after you get over the activation energy needed in the chemical reaction, you must have the energy to sustain it, and not let entropy take down what you’ve accomplished.

I do have that… So here I go now on my first great personal war against myself. Here I go now challenging the stuff I believe in, questioning everything that I am and trying to find, like a software debugger, the lines of code that break down the program that is me.

Banas sa bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! (aka Saging for a Day) October 6, 2006

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The title should be read/hummed ala Gwen Stefani’s BANANAS song

My throat was hurting last Sunday morning, I went to my tito who’s a very good doctor (the best? pwede…) he gave me meds and a scolding and told me I wasn’t earning enough from being an engineer and I was killing myself in Cavite. I just laughed it off, it was typical of him and I’ve gotten used to his sermons. Sunday afternoon I arrived in Imus, my current residence and I felt my tonsils were so bloated that more than half my throat was blocked. I had blood in my spit from the wounds on my swollen tonsils, and even drinking water was very hard for me as my throat felt like alcohol was being poured on the cuts(perhaps the free OH- ions on the water was reacting with the wound…). That was perhaps the worst attack of tonsilitis I’ve had in my life, it was a resurgence of the disease which infected me during my birthday and was probably due to overstress and the weather last week (with the super typhoon and all and I had to do a lot of fixing up at my rented crib in Imus). To kill of the wounds, I had to gargle Betadine and Bactidol every 3+ hours, and every gargle really hurt (imagine dousing alcohol on a deep wound in your throat) and it even made me think of just buying vodka and drinking it till the 120 proof liquor kills all the germs and desensitizes me (I have a very low pain treshhold but a very high alcohol capacity). I also had to take antibiotics that I think made me woozy… if I recall correctly the generic name was Roxithrocin 150 mg, taken 2x a day for 7 days. So Roxithrocin, Betadine Gargle, Bactidol, Bio-Flu and my ultra hot nurse (tnx po ulit =P) got me back on track after 2 days of hellish pain.

Anyway, from all that soreness, I can’t even take in fluids (heck if I have a hard time drinking water I would’ve gagged on soup for sure) so what I did was buy 2 kilos of bananas, the bland-rejected for export type (with smooth yellow peels) which I ate, or rather, almost choked on, for a whole day until the soreness subsided. Now, you’d ask me, if you’d gag on soup, why eat bananas which, well, are solid stupid? Well… bananas are easy to chew and can almost be liquified inside the mouth from chewing. The taste isn’t powerful enough to induce gag reflex even from a badly blocked throat (which I discovered during lunch Sunday as I had a very difficult time eating/sipping/drinking chinese soup for lunch while I had a relatively easier time eating latundan) and it washes down easily with a little water. So after I got home in my crib in Imus I bought a “piling.”

Now, I like bananas, but not as my staple food for a day! I don’t know what other chemicals/nutrients bananas are rich for except for starch and potassium. And those two are not enough for an athletic (joke) person like me. I need protein and more Carbs! Pero I couldn’t chunk down meat and rice down my throat (so goodbye for now chowking braised beef) And at sunrise the next day I was visibly weak and bored with the food.
After my throat’s soreness subsided I quickly went to Chowking (my new fastfood of choice, the former being McDo) and ate, then it was this nice restaurant in imus with a weird name: “Bullshed” which served filipino cuisine (we ate adobo rice and bicol express), then Jollibee, then McDo… ah…. My name is Pierre and I love to eat. May eating never be taken away from me again ever. Now I crave for sinigang… Lola luto ka naman ng sinigang please… yung madaming gabi na maanghang na pwedeng makasira na naman ng tonsils ko hehehe =P

Tonsilectomy… wait for me, after I earn enough leave credits you’re gonna be a reality.

LET’S DO THE BIRTHDAY BLOG! September 19, 2006

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I’m finally 25! One of my dreaded milestones has come. Medyo ok naman pala. Kahit masakitin ako kanina masaya naman ang araw ko.

For the second consecutive year It’s my birthday and I am sick. This time my cough has returned after a 3 day absence and it’s back with a vengeance (Ambroxol’s fighting it pretty well though) and my tonsils are literally bloody (sobrang maga-nagsugat na due to tonsilitis). Thus, for the second straight year I wasn’t able to fully rejoice because I can’t do the two things I really like doing: 1. drinking beer and 2: videoke after getting drunk. (note that 1 is a pre-req of 2)

Too many things have happened in the past year, some involve or resulted in the increase in a few personal stats from 3 to 22, 2 to 4, 1 to 2, and 0 to 1(?). (Kung anong stat yun… hehehe akin n lng yun at s gf ko =P)Also, I resigned from my previous work back in March and I now work for the E+S alliance. My 5 year old PC has finally conked (mobo lng yun… maayos pa yun…). I live alone now in Imus, unlike when I was in Dasma and I always pestered my room mates with my snoring. My friendster count is now 84, which I think is 2x my friendster count last year. Ano pa ba? Met a lot of people, daming nadagdag na katropa lalo na sa work. Nagulat nga ako andaming naghahatak ng inuman kanina! hahaha! notorious na ba kong beer drinker?

On the Yin side, I did a lot of stupid mistakes and let down a lot of people… ganun ata talaga I guess I can’t please everybody. I’m just thankful most people I meet still think of my nicely. For all  of  those I pissed off , let down, or iniwan sa ere pasensya na lang po. Sa bilis ng ikot ng mundo kailangan nating sumabay eh. I never meant to hurt anyone pero ganun ata talaga ang buhay.

Sa health medyo mababa ang immunity ko right now, sabi dahil daw sa stress ng trabaho. Pero ewan ko kahit sobra stressed ko naman ngayon sa work eh masaya naman ako… sabi nga ni mami kanina, “Uy ala ka pimples ngayon ah!” Ala nga ako pimples… kahol aso naman.

On the Yang side, Una and most importantly I met the girl of my dreams… Pano ko nasabi yun? hehehe naalala ko na sabi ko nung 1st year college ako (or was that highschool ha roli?) in my usual dire-diretsong pag-rant, “Pare bakit walang chick na mahilig sa Smashing Pumpkins?! badtrip puro boybands na lang… pano pag nag-asawa ka na tapos asawa mo mahilig sa boybands? Kanta nyo sa kasal eh As long as you love me? (kadire) tapos araw araw na ginawa ng ____ eh puro na lang NSync at Backstreet ang nasa radio nyo? ____ ko bigyan nyo ko ng babae na mahilig sa tugtog ng Smashing pumpkins…sigurado sobrang saya ko!” A stupid stupid rant… pero ayun binigay din and yeah sobrang saya ko nga ngayon. Mababaw na reason yung dahil mahilig sya sa Pumpkins…(oi pahiram naman ng CD… burn ko lang ulit…) it’s much much deeper than that. I guess if there ever was one girl na sobrang lapit sa pag-iisip ko sya yun.  Kaya ingat din ako dahil alam nya iniisip ko eh (behave naman po ako). Lam ko binabasa mo lahat ng blog ko… (kaya pa-senti muna)Thanks for sticking with me kahit dami biglang sakit ng ulo ha? Makakabawi din ako sa’yo…

Isa pa syempre ang aking family… bihira kaming nagkikita pero I think we’ve grown much closer over the years. Before lagi na lang may nag-aaway, ngayon wala na sobrang tahimik na sa bahay eh… eerie nga kung iisipin mo kung gaano kami ka-pasaway na mga anak at kung gaano ka-conservative ang nanay namin. Nakakatuwa kasi nung bata kami nagsusuntukan kaming magkakapatid dahil sa controller ng sega genesis namin. Ang saya kasi maglaro ng Sonic eh… ang tagal bago tapusin =P Si mami disciplinarian pa rin… pero atleast ngayon medyo nakikisabay na sa alon… biruin mo na-adik nanay ko sa Kamikazee?

Alas 5 na pala halos. Idlip na muna ulit ako… pesteng ubo to aga-aga para kong aso na tumatahol eh. Makapasok kaya ako mamaya? Puro tulog naman ginawa ko kanina eh… Sa mga bumati sensya na late reply ha? Sama ng pakiramdam ko kanina eh tinulog ko na lang. Ayan tuloy di ako makatulog ngayon…

Somebody Help Me! September 9, 2006

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I cant catch the title or the band/artist the sang this one song and it’s always on FM radio. The some lyric snippets go: “… Nasaan… Alas tres ng umaga nasa tuktok ng gusali… pinapasma ang kamay… nagring ang telepono…” . it has a really funky beat with a female singer. can anyone who can give me the name of the song. I can’t believe I’m having LSS on a song I don’t even know.

Miquel’s – rock band lovers heaven in Cavite September 8, 2006

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Miquel’s was created to solve one problem rock music lovers in Cavite have, to have a place to watch real rock bands live without going to Manila.

Yes, the bands are mostly unknown, and they mostly perform covers. But boy do they perform! I haven’t seen a regular act of Miquel’s do a boring set… (much unlike the time we went to 70’s Bistro and watched Pinikpikan… all the three of us were sleepy after their 1st act) because the bands want to entertain the audience but not by acting like a show band or a cover-tribute band. Most of the songs played are covers of popular rock outfits such as Kamikazee, JTC, PNE, Sugarfree, Urbandub… etc. but the bands always make sure to injest some of their personality on the songs… ala Apo and Eheads tribute albums. Their performers are arguably Cavite’s best rock bands. One band in particular, Sound Method, stands out with their riotous antics, funny adlibs, and solid performances. No dance floor here though, if you’re the disco type gimikera and you wanna shake your bottom you’d better drive to Cowboy Las Pinas, Padi’s Las Pinas or Padi’s Cavite City.

Miquel’s is for the headbanging pop-rock fellas, I think it is the only one left actually. Most of the bars in Manila that have bands performing are either 1. acoustic/rnb types, 2. dance music types 3. snobbish/artsy/elitist underground rock types or 4. poser turf. Of course, these 4 types mix and match to create various varieties of “gimmick” places. Just go to Tomas Morato or Malate and see them (and burn dough).

The bar is located near Island Cove, some 500 meters before if you’re coming from Manila I think. Socialites beware because this place does not have airconditioning. It is, however, open-walled ala Pier 1 so ventillation problems are easily solved by the numerous electric fans. The crowd is amazingly diverse, from rich college kids that come from Lasalle Dasma, to yuppies like me who just want to have a beer and listen to good music, to old guys who just love rock music, to barkadas and families which are celebrating someones birthday… some people dating… and yes sometimes there are jologs who go there, but do not fear because they are well behaved (mostly) and cannot afford enough beer to intoxicate them (hehe). If you don’t have a date, just oggle at the waitresses which wear short maong shorts and sando. The waitresses are pretty hot, except for a few which look like drag queens.

Every month, on their “big night” (for lack of a better term, Big night is actually used more on strip clubs haha) they get a popular band to perform. Last June it was PNE, July I saw Kamikazee, August had Shamrock (I know… management had a big mistake). There are talks that Kamikazee will be back this September.

For the expenses, Miquel’s comes in pretty cheap. Last time we went there, we had 7 beers and sisig and it cost us something like Php 300+. I can’t recall the beer price, but it’s safe to assume that it’s less than 40 a bottle.

Doo bee doo bee doo… August 27, 2006

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For the lyrics and tabs: http://www.tabs-database.com/48065.Kamikazee%20-%20Doo%20Bidoo%20Tab.html

For the Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHRxCjDN1Bs

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Kamikazee sure knows how to push the envelope. The band’s cover of Apo Hiking Society’s Doo BiDoo is currently circulating in FM radio, and is one of a few notable songs (Orange and Lemon’s cover of Yakap sa Dilim is another one) in a rather half full half-empty tribute album “Kami nAPO Muna.”
Kamikazee’s version strays far from the original in terms of approach and execution. The original by Apo was done in a laid back, harmonious (albeit quite chirpy), rythmic manner which was for all intents and purposes a song about making songs with one’s friends on a lazy weekend. On the other hand, Kazee’s was a trash-punk piece of chaos and notoreity. And compared to Apo’s original meaning, this one’s about making songs with one’s friends on a lazy weekend WHILE YOU AND YOUR CLICK ARE HIGH ON MARIJUANA! Or atleast that’s how I process it… and I like it =)

Kamikazee goes back to their punk roots on this one… Jay’s “Doo bidoo” shouts reminds me of the days when they were UP Diliman’s most notorious college band as their acts were full of expletives, references to vaginas and penises (especially Ariel Rivera’s)… and they’d rock the Sunken Garden even though they were the last band for the night and it was 4am.

I just saw the video and it was the first mtv I laughed at since Eminem and his crew, D12 (well they are…), released the video of “My Band.” The video for Doo Bidoo had all the elements of “low budget local” videos (cheap props, cheap camera, repetitive camera angles) but that didn’t stop it from becoming the gem that it is. In fact it was funny and entertaining because it was very low budget. With little gimmick and props the band used themselves. It starts with the front man in a stupid look shouting “Eto na!” then two guys pop into the frame also with the same stupid look and they also shout “Eto na!” and the last 2 members of the band pop up and follow suit.

Masters of double meaning… Kamikazee used an american indian concept to get away with tons of references to pot use in both the video and the song. Smoke filled rituals were on the video… and the band members really looked like they were getting high on the smoke.

The funiest thing about it is that I don’t think any moralista would dare censure the song or the video… because the original was a timeless piece by a legendary group in Philippine music and Kamikazee’s version had lyrics that stayed true to the first

On the Da Vinci Code (finally) August 13, 2006

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One night at a local Booksale outlet I had tumbled across Umberto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum which was priced at a lowly Php 95.00. Always the thrifty book collector, I purchased the book. I’ve been curious about his work, ever since I saw his books besides Coelho’s, which a few friends of mine liked. To my dreaded surprise, Pendulum was about the templar knights, and more. Hmmm… Haven’t I been a little disjointed about the controversial The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown?

I wanted to write a kind of review/reaction on the Da Vinci Code for a while now, not because I find it a fascinating read, but that I find it strange that a lot of people are affected by it. I guess in our country, majority of the people do not know the Templar stories… and Dan Brown’s “revelations” are very intriguing to a lot of Filipino Catholics, most of which have not taken a critical examination of their faith, or carry the skepticism left by the demonization of Spanish Friars in Rizal’s novels (which we are forced to read in secondary school as part of our academic readings).

Filipinos, you see, are a people with a great interest in rumor… Too much interest that we have Showbiz tabloid shows (which is much more vulgar than anything E! can throw) on two consecutive days. The problem is, as a rule of thumb, we have this uncanny principle to believe that a rumor exists because there is always some truth in it. There are almost no false rumors in the Philippines, every famous movie star has a sex scandal video, and our actresses regularly go to the USA to get abortions.

But I’m going off topic. What I wanted to point out was that some people have been heavily influenced by watching The Da Vinci Code, the tindera at our pharmacy being one of them. But before the code, they were the type of Catholics that say amen to everything the priests say… or as I had (somewhat?) said in an intellectual discussion with some of my renegade friends in college at the tambayan (or the CASAA), these are the faithful zombies. These people, who go to church at Sunday because the catholic church said so, who pray the rosary during October because the church said so, follows and adheres to catholic dogma and traditions because the church said so… without questioning and without thinking. They believe that religion and faith are the same… and the traditions should not be questioned as doing such would be heresy. They were either very devote or very lukewarm religiously, because their beliefs were imposed on them by family, society, fate, and history.

Thus, when a big thing like Dan Brown’s the Da Vinci Code creates some buzz because it challenges their concept and beliefs on religion… It becomes something like Marx’s Das Kapital. They don’t call for outright liberation from Catholic thought, but they begin to challenge it… albeit with little intelligence involved. I have been tired of telling some people that The Da Vinci Code is classified under FIction, because a few people I know have taken Brown’s inane rantings and almost abusrd (cabalistic?) reasoning and relationship fishing as fact. I never thought the novel could be significant enough to challenge one’s faith (or lack thereof) but I have observed that mere mention of the extra hand at Da Vinci’s Last Supper painting can evoke forceful reactions from these faithful zombies.

I have seen more fact about the Templar Knights, Freemasonry, the Rosicrucians (simply put, something like relatives of the templars…) in Umberto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum but Eco’s work never achieved the media and religious hoopla that The Da Vinci Code had. This and wikipedia-ing Dan Brown’s biography has led me to the conclusion that Brown’s just in it for controversy, fame ( infamy) and of course money. He’s as legit on the subject as Vanilla Ice is as legit a rapper, incidentally both have had short musical careers (Dan Brown released two musical albums, one of which had the songs “Happy Frogs” and “Suzuki Elephants” – how legit is that?). One of the things that threw me off from liking The Da Vinci Code was his dramatic ramblings about the sacred feminine… borderline fanaticism on his “consequential” factoids similar to the paranoia of Mel Gibson’s character in Conspiracy Theory, to show that he came up with some research to back up his novel (and wikipedia hints that he might have had alot of help on the research). What he presented was anything but new and had been written in countless works both fiction and non-fiction. I even watched some of it on a Discovery Channel documentary on the Templar Knights when I was in high school (afterwhich I created my first email address , inspired by templar lore: soultemplar@yahoo.com – it doesn’t work anymore). The million dollars and a movie deal difference though, was his sensationalist writing style, the book read like a tabloid on the history of the Catholic Church. And again incidentally, he lived in Hollywood from 1991-93, so Mr. Brown’s sensationalism should have been nurtured by Lala land. In showbiz controversy sells and Brown used that in his 4th book.

And by the way, for all the reason’s wrong and right, Eco did reveal that the Templars kissed each others asses during initiations… Following Dan Brown’s reasoning on one of my favorite subjects: wrestling, it is my theory that Mr. McMahon knew that, was an astute follower of (maybe he is a freemason?) and wanted to inculcate the templars’ teachings… so he formed the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. And maybe,just maybe, the WWE was founded by the Templar Knights… =P

Movie House Horror July 27, 2006

Posted by quiapo in Gripes / Flames / Rants.
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I just watched Kris Aquino’s Sukob last night (due to some incessant nagging) and the experience reminded me why I do not like to watch poppy pinoy flicks at the movie house. Not that I’m being too Conio… I watch pinoy movies if I find them to my liking, which means I rarely get to watch them because most pinoy movies are stupid action flicks, formulaic romantic comedies, or heavy drama. Sadly the local movies which I like don’t last long in the movie houses and thus most often when I go to the mall it has been replaced with a newer or more popular movie… an exemption would be Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Olivares which I watched all by my lonesome at SM Molino (I was the only person at the movie house!) and it was as boring as hell! Big Time was much much better…

The problem with watching P 100.00/head (so guys pay 200 hehe) local movies are the other people who watch it. I’m quite the movie purist so I hate to get distracted and some people are just big fucking retards with no social manners in movie houses. Unlike the time when watching movies are cheap and I could watch 3 movies in a single day (60 lang dati) now we have to choose wisely what movies need to be watched in the bigscreen and what could wait until HBO or Pirates of Carriedo, Curse of the Black Market comes up with clear DVDs.

Here are my list of most irritating jologs-y VIOLATIONS regularly committed in movie houses:

1. Attention Deficiency Syndrome: Some assholes think it’s fun to divert the attention of innocent movie watchers to their nimrod stunts. Last night there was this guy behind us who shouted his lungs out everytime there was a scare build-up (for lack of a better term… this is where the music becomes creepy) even if the execution was poor and no person with IQ higher than 99 would be scared. The retard just wanted some attention… poor him. We couldn’t take his antics (as well as the others beside his group) and thus we moved to another area far from that obnoxious shithead.

2. The ID Complex and Die Hard Fans: Some fans just can’t control themselves… they friggin SCREAM when they see their idols/interests/something they really like in a movie. In Sukob’s case it was Wendell Ramos’ body while he was bathing… it became a gay scream fest =( (which is scary in a different sense)

3. Cellphone Etiquette: No matter what movie house you go to…

a. The Stars: there will always be the great multitasking movie goer who texts with a cellphone having 18W Compact Fluorescent Lights for their backlights. It really becomes annoying if the scenes are very dark and there’s this “cellphone star” in the middle of some cinema seats.

b. The Banshees: Worse are those people who have cellphones with silent mode broken (or their heads are). Again, last night, while organ music was playing to build up the suspense, I hear farm sounds at the back because some idiot did not put his cellphone on silent mode, had a Moo moo quack quack arf arf meow meow mp3 text message tone (because if that was a friggin call this nimrod would’ve talked loud inside the cinema), and he or she was repeatedly texting someone because I could hear the damn thing multiple times in a short span of time.

c. The Mutant Banshees: The worst of these violators are the movie watchers who for some frikkin lack of common decency converse with someone over the phone while they are inside the movie house… I mean jeezuzkrayzt… this isn’t a friggin call center go somewhere else… and what’s so ironic about this is, because he/she is inside a movie house with SDDS/Dolby/etc sound system, THEY CAN’T HEAR EACH OTHER AND SO THIS IDIOT NEEDS TO SCREAM ON THE CELLPHONE!