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Pakshit na mga Terorista Yan Oh! October 20, 2007

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Hay naku kung hindi ba naman walang pakinabang ang mga terorista sa Pilipinas. Alam nyo, ok lang naman magpasabog kayo kung gusto nyo talaga eh. Eh sa manyakis kayo sa paputok ano magagawa namin di ba? Sana lang imbes na sa mga lugar na magkakaroon ng negative effect sa ekonomiya, eh yung mga lugar na lang na positibo ang epekto pag binomba nyo ang tinatarget nyo. Kesa yung mga mall at public transpo ang binobomba nyo, bakit hindi na lang Malacanang at nang mawala na yang lekat na unimpeachable na unano dun? O kaya bahay ni Jose De Venecia – nakakaasar kasi titigan ang tenga nya sa TV, gusto ko talagang pitikin! Pwede ring Batasan – tama na yung isang crocodile farm sa Palawan, mga bahay ng kabit ni Erap, bahay ni Cristy Fermin at Joebert Zucaldito ( pero baka kailangan nyo pa pumunta sa impiyerno para makita ang tinitirahan nila…), bahay ng mga handler ni Pacquiao… mga kuta ng Abu Sayyaf… Sa dami ng masasamang tao sa Pilipinas, napakarami ninyong options!

Come on you terrorists! Use your kukote! U can still plant bombs around the country but be sure that each bomb will make a positive effect naman. I would suggest that you guys invest on blue chip stocks, tapos bomb the hell out of either Malacanang, the Batasan, or Cristy Fermin’s residence. I assure you, with my intensive knowledge in business matters brought about by 6 units of MBA subjects, tataas ang value ng stocks nyo. Instead of killing innocent civilians, why not kill the scum of the Philippines?

p.s. sensya na kung sobra dark o hindi maintindihan ung humor ko… sad lang ako di kasi ako makapag-mall ngaun =(

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1. f.c. - January 26, 2008

hey. if you remember me, you know where to find me.

I wanted it as much as you did. I wanted you. If that’s what you were after, you should’ve just said so. I just needed time to take the proper pills.

I’m not a stupid girl. And I know I want that thing. I just needed to watch my back a little.

2. naomi - February 12, 2008

kilala kita hahhaha! chivar?

3. Anton Gallardo - September 29, 2011

You sick bastard! maybe they should instead send the packages to your residence. – that has a posirive effect- it will rid of a sick person.

quiapo - September 29, 2011

@anton – I apologize if this offended you, this was meant as extremely dark sarcasm.


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